Friday, February 17, 2006

Happy Weekend!!

Media didn't had much to do this week! Except creating more Cheney Jokes! Few examples..

Although it is beautiful here in California the weather back east has been atrocious. There was so much snow in Washington, D.C. Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear.
I guess the guy is going to be ok. When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher. No, the other guy!
President Bush said today he is standing by the vice president. Way behind him.
I’m not sure I buy Cheney’s excuse. Did you hear why it happened? It started years ago when he received a heart transplant from a convicted killer. That lead to…
Cheney’s defense is that he was aiming at a quail when he shot the guy. Which means that Cheney now has the worst aim of anyone in the white house since Bill Clinton.
Hillary Clinton blasted the vice president today for failing to disclose all the facts. She wants Dick Cheney to give exact details. You know like, "How do you shoot someone and make it look like an accident?”
Actually the interview did get off to a bad start when Brit Hume said, "Mr. Vice President, I have some questions.” And Cheney said, "Okay, shoot.”
Of course, 14th was Valentine's Day ... that is if you're a woman. If you're a guy, it was Tuesday. Yesterday Dick Cheney gave an interview with Fox News. I don’t want to say that Fox News was lenient but their first question was, "Who do you like on ‘American Idol’?"
Actually the interview did get off to a bad start when Brit Hume said, "Mr. Vice President, I have some questions.” And Cheney said, "Okay, shoot.”
In fact, do you know what Cheney said to his aides after he shot the guy? "Save his heart! Grab his heart!”

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